To commemorate the year of our Lord 2010, I've compiled the very best top 10 lists of 2010. These lists are typically popular culture and such, but the internet is a big place, and people love lists, so I've gone a little rogue. Don't be fooled by top 10 top 10 lists like this one, which has stuff like "Top 10 controversial movies of all time". Bush League.
Enjoy, and happy 2011.
1. Top 10 Weirdest New Animals of 2010
I thought that this would be mostly amoebas and AIDS vaccines or whatever, but it turns out there's an actual monkey that they didn't know existed! And then the locals killed and ate the last one, but that's still pretty cool. Also note the self-cloning lizard that is only female.
2. Top 10 Albums of 2010
No top 10 of top 10 lists would be complete without the top albums. Of all the top 10 album lists this year, this is the one I come the closest to agreeing with. Minus the Kanye of course, but I defy you to find a top album listing that does not have that album as number 1. I defy you.
3. Top 10 Al Jazeera News Stories of 2010
What can I say? The Arabs really bring it journalistically. Wikileaks at the top, and Europe's failing economy at the bottom, with Chilean miners and the oil spill somewhere in the middle.
4. The World's Top 10 Airlines of 2010
The cream really rises to the top with this one; both practical and informative. More than anything though, it really makes me want to go this annual "World Airline Awards" show, which previously I did not know existed.
5. Top 10 YouTube Videos of 2010
This one may be a little more quantitative than the others, since this is based purely on popularity, but still pretty important. Although you've probably seen them all before anyways. Yeah, you might as well skip this one entirely.
6. The 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2010
I'm not a huge gamer, but I did play Alan Wake, and that's the first one on their list. I was really excited for that game. It wasn't that good. Let's commemorate that.
7. The Top 10 Movies of 2010
This is probably the worst movie ranking list ever, because a legitimate one is just too boring. Gaze upon how Hereafter is number 8, and True Grit is number 5.
8. Top 10 Photos of 2010
I know what you're thinking: "Woah, photography! this will be cool!" but you would be wrong. This isn't the top 10 photographs of 2010, this is the top 10 photos, which means that they're of celebrities. As well as an alarming number of celebrities' children (three).
9. Top 10 Party Schools of 2010
Because you will never, ever, have this, SFU students.
10. The Top 10 Strategic Technologies of 2010
This is by far the most boring top 10 list. Some examples of strategic technologies are "Virtualization for Availability" and "Cloud Computing". Yeah.
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